Some sunny days you wish it were raining...

Reasons why today is a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day:

1. 9-month old baby WILL NOT STAY ASLEEP!!!, which leads to mommy not sleeping either
2. Sure, they say let the baby calm himself down, but MY baby is like the freaking Energizer Bunny of wailing, and guess what, he's NOT LEARNING to calm himself down
   
3. Husband out of town, single motherdom is HARD, did not sign up for and do not like!!!!
4. Wake up late, don't want to get out of bed, see #1
   
5. Baby in good mood, doesn't even apologize for waking mommy up twice during the night
   
6. School zones, slow drivers, general traffic issues
   
7. Arrive at work late, per my usual, and in an even worse mood than normal
   
8. I'M AT WORK, clients changing minds, people not meeting deadlines, general suckiness
   
9. Husband calls, says face is swollen, probably has infection and abscessed tooth (SUPER!) on the good side, he's coming home a day early from his trip
10. Did husband remember to take his insurance card, of COURSE NOT, so goodly wife copies and faxes card to pharmacy
11. Husband coming home and he'll be sickly and in pain, and he is the ABSOLUTE biggest baby in the world, 9-month old baby who won't sleep is tougher than him
    
12. All this and I'm STILL at work
    

So, what a way to kick off this blog, a big list of complaints. I promise I'll try and keep the complaining to a minimum, but come on, what are blogs for if not a place to publicly sound my distaste with live, the universe and everything.